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Calamity Of Snakes
Starring: WONG Hap, LI Min Lang, Paul WEI Ping Ao , CHENG Feng
Director: William CHEUNG Kei
Synopsis
A construction team unearths thousands of deadly snakes at a posh Hong
Kong resort. Fans of Asian gross-out films have gotta see this one to
believe it! When the snakes ain't eatin' people, you got people eatin'
snakes! Disgustapating! At one point a giant monster snake shows up! The
climax is an out-of-control fight between hundreds of snakes and a group
of men armed with flame throwers! Mmmmm... Tastes like chicken! Rated R
$12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
In Turkish with English Subtitles
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Turkish Exorcist
Starring: Canan Perver ,Cihan Ünal Meral Taygun
Director: Metin Erksan
Synopsis:
virtual scene-for-scene remake from Turkey, complete with head spinning, pea
soup spewing, swearing (only it’s in Turkish and you just know that’s gotta
be some nasty stuff) and nudity! Incredible! English subtitles.
$12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
In Turkish with NO English Subtitles
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The Turkish Wizard of Oz
Starring: : Zeynep Degirmencioglu, Süleyman Turan, Metin Serezli
Directed by Tunc Basaran
Synopsis:
The Turkish Wizard of Oz has to go
down in history as one of the most amazing remakes ever made. The film gets
off to a quick start; once in Oz, Dorothy encounters a group of dwarfs
dressed as toy solders, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man
and the Lion (a fat guy in a pair of brown pajamas with hair glued to it).
The wicked witch pursues Dorothy by using a group of men dressed as Roman
solders. Once they reach the wizard, they simply see a skull on a table in
front of a fireplace.
$12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
In Turkish with NO English Subtitles
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The Turkish Dracula
Starring : Atif Kaptan, Bülent Oran ,Annie Ball, Ayfer Feray, Cahit
Irgat
Director : Mehmet Muhtar
Synopsis:
The Third World’s first ever
Dracula adaptation brought to us by, of course, the noble Turks. Comes
complete with fang equipped Nosferatu variety vampire, creepy castle
and hunchback butler! Keep in mind when watching the graveyard scene that,
as detailed in the book Mondo Macabro, all of the "fog" is being
provided by some 30 to 40 crew members lying on their backs and puffing away
on cigarettes just out of camera range! B&W $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
In Turkish with NO English Subtitles
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Turkish Star Trek
Starring: Cemil Sahbaz, Sadri Alisik, Erol Amaç...
Director: Hulki Saner
Synopsis:
Wow! Talk about parallel
universes! This Turco take off from the mid-seventies holds the distinction
of being the first Trek feature ever and as far as we can see they didn’t
miss a trick. The plot swipes from Man Trap, Amok Time and
Tomorrow is Yesterday and they went so far as to just outright steal
the opening credits from the series, replacing the music with "Out of
Limits" by the Ventures! Unbelievably hilarious!!! The Turkish Spock must be
seen to be believed. A must for all Trek enthusiasts and anyone else who
just needs a good laugh. $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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The Turkish Star Wars
Starring: Cüneyt Arkin, Aytekin Akkaya, Füsun Ucar, Hüseyin Peyda, Necla Fide
Director: ÇETIN INANÇ
Description:
For anyone who has not seen any Turkish cinema, Turkish Star Wars is
certainly the best barometer you can find. Using actual footage from the
original Star Wars, the story is about 2 space fighter pilots who are shot
down over a desert planet and discover a colony of people who are being
oppressed by horse back riding mutant savages! It's up to them to save the
people from the oppressive mutants! Combining life size evil Muppets with
a Flash Gordon like bad guy; and stealing not only footage and soundtrack
from Star Wars, but music from
Indiana Jones and others. $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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Stoner
Directed by: Huang Feng
Starring: Angela Mao, Ting Pei, Sammo Hung
Description:
Stoner, an Australian cop, has been investigating the spread of a
mysterious addictive drug that acts like an aphrodisiac and a hallucinogen
on anyone who takes it. When his own sister falls under its influence, he
travels to Hong Kong to hunt down the man behind the drug trade, the evil
billionaire Mr. Chin. At the same time, a Taiwanese officer has also been
sent to stop Chin's drug empire. Together, She and Stoner battle the drug
kingpin's dealers and henchmen. $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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Tiffany Jones!
Starring: Anouska Hempel (Of Russ Meyer's "Blacksnake")
,Ray
Brooks, Susan Sheers
Director: Peter Walker
Description:
Tiffany Jones, a jet-setting London model, is
always getting involved in international intrigue and mischief, all the
while losing most of her rather skimpy clothing. What fun! $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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The Last of the Secret Agents?
Starring: Marty Allen, Steve Rossi, John Williams
Director: Norman Abbott
Synopsis:
Marty and Steve (Marty Allen and Steve Rossi), American tourists in France,
are given a multipurpose umbrella and pitted against an international band
of art thieves. Among the stolen treasures is the Statue Of Liberty. Nancy
Sinatra plays Steve's girl and she sings the title song. Supporting cast
includes John Williams, Lou Jacobi, Sig Ruman, Harvey Korman, Edy Williams
and Ed Sullivan. $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No...It's Soupy-Man!
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Birds Do It!
Starring: Soupy Sales, Tab Hunter, Arthur O'Connell, Edward Andrews
Director: Andrew Marton
Synopsis:
Kiddie TV star Soupy Sales makes his motion picture debut portraying a
"Byrd" - Melvin Byrd. Melvin, who dreams of being a
scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance
monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a
major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own
hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "kinght
on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a
top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits
to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn
that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a
bird. With a colorful supporting cast including Tab Hunter, Arthur
O'Connell, Edward Andrews, Beverly Adams and Judy the Chimp. Don Knotts made
the similar "The Reluctant Astronaut" the following year which also featured
Arthur O'Connell. $12.95 DVD-R FORMAT |
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