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Starring: WONG Hap, LI Min Lang, Paul WEI Ping Ao , CHENG Feng Director: William CHEUNG Kei Synopsis A construction team unearths thousands of deadly snakes at a posh Hong Kong resort. Fans of Asian gross-out films have gotta see this one to believe it! When the snakes ain't eatin' people, you got people eatin' snakes! Disgustapating! At one point a giant monster snake shows up! The climax is an out-of-control fight between hundreds of snakes and a group of men armed with flame throwers! Mmmmm... Tastes like chicken! Rated R $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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The Turkish Star Wars Starring: Cüneyt Arkin, Aytekin Akkaya, Füsun Ucar, Hüseyin Peyda, Necla Fide Director: ÇETIN INANÇ Description: For anyone who has not seen any Turkish cinema, Turkish Star Wars is certainly the best barometer you can find. Using actual footage from the original Star Wars, the story is about 2 space fighter pilots who are shot down over a desert planet and discover a colony of people who are being oppressed by horse back riding mutant savages! It's up to them to save the people from the oppressive mutants! Combining life size evil Muppets with a Flash Gordon like bad guy; and stealing not only footage and soundtrack from Star Wars, but music from Indiana Jones and others. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Stoner Directed by: Huang Feng Starring: Angela Mao, Ting Pei, Sammo Hung Description: Stoner, an Australian cop, has been investigating the spread of a mysterious addictive drug that acts like an aphrodisiac and a hallucinogen on anyone who takes it. When his own sister falls under its influence, he travels to Hong Kong to hunt down the man behind the drug trade, the evil billionaire Mr. Chin. At the same time, a Taiwanese officer has also been sent to stop Chin's drug empire. Together, She and Stoner battle the drug kingpin's dealers and henchmen. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Tiffany Jones! Starring: Anouska Hempel (Of Russ Meyer's "Blacksnake") ,Ray Brooks, Susan Sheers Director: Peter Walker Description: Tiffany Jones, a jet-setting London model, is always getting involved in international intrigue and mischief, all the while losing most of her rather skimpy clothing. What fun! $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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The Last of the Secret Agents? Starring: Marty Allen, Steve Rossi, John Williams Director: Norman Abbott Synopsis: Marty and Steve (Marty Allen and Steve Rossi), American tourists in France, are given a multipurpose umbrella and pitted against an international band of art thieves. Among the stolen treasures is the Statue Of Liberty. Nancy Sinatra plays Steve's girl and she sings the title song. Supporting cast includes John Williams, Lou Jacobi, Sig Ruman, Harvey Korman, Edy Williams and Ed Sullivan. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Birds Do It! Starring: Soupy Sales, Tab Hunter, Arthur O'Connell, Edward Andrews Director: Andrew Marton Synopsis: Kiddie TV star Soupy Sales makes his motion picture debut portraying a "Byrd" - Melvin Byrd. Melvin, who dreams of being a scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "kinght on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a bird. With a colorful supporting cast including Tab Hunter, Arthur O'Connell, Edward Andrews, Beverly Adams and Judy the Chimp. Don Knotts made the similar "The Reluctant Astronaut" the following year which also featured Arthur O'Connell. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Killed Mary What's 'Er Name Starring: Red Buttons, Sam Waterston, Sylvia Miles Director: Ernest Pintoff Synopsis: An ex-fighter investigates the murder of a prostitute after he is angered by the general apathy concerning her death. This film contains an unusual cast of comedians playing serious dramatic roles. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Turkish Star Trek Starring: Cemil Sahbaz, Sadri Alisik, Erol Amaç... Director: Hulki Saner Synopsis: Wow! Talk about parallel universes! This Turco take off from the mid-seventies holds the distinction of being the first Trek feature ever and as far as we can see they didn’t miss a trick. The plot swipes from Man Trap, Amok Time and Tomorrow is Yesterday and they went so far as to just outright steal the opening credits from the series, replacing the music with "Out of Limits" by the Ventures! Unbelievably hilarious!!! The Turkish Spock must be seen to be believed. A must for all Trek enthusiasts and anyone else who just needs a good laugh. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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The Turkish Wizard of Oz Starring: : Zeynep Degirmencioglu, Süleyman Turan, Metin Serezli Directed by Tunc Basaran Synopsis: The Turkish Wizard of Oz has to go down in history as one of the most amazing remakes ever made. The film gets off to a quick start; once in Oz, Dorothy encounters a group of dwarfs dressed as toy solders, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Lion (a fat guy in a pair of brown pajamas with hair glued to it). The wicked witch pursues Dorothy by using a group of men dressed as Roman solders. Once they reach the wizard, they simply see a skull on a table in front of a fireplace. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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Turkish Exorcist Starring: Canan Perver ,Cihan Ünal Meral Taygun Director: Metin Erksan Synopsis: virtual scene-for-scene remake from Turkey, complete with head spinning, pea soup spewing, swearing (only it’s in Turkish and you just know that’s gotta be some nasty stuff) and nudity! Incredible! English subtitles. $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
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The Turkish Dracula Starring : Atif Kaptan, Bülent Oran ,Annie Ball, Ayfer Feray, Cahit Irgat Director : Mehmet Muhtar Synopsis: The Third World’s first ever Dracula adaptation brought to us by, of course, the noble Turks. Comes complete with fang equipped Nosferatu variety vampire, creepy castle and hunchback butler! Keep in mind when watching the graveyard scene that, as detailed in the book Mondo Macabro, all of the "fog" is being provided by some 30 to 40 crew members lying on their backs and puffing away on cigarettes just out of camera range! B&W $9.95 DVD FORMAT |
